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FIRST IN A SERIES OF UNIQUE RETELLINGS OF CINEMATIC MASTERPIECES

‘HEAR YE, HEAR YE! LET’S COOK, ONE AND ALL. CALLING CHEFS OF ALL SHAPES, BIG AND SMALL! NOW DON’T YOU FLKE OFF; PREPARE FOR THE CAKE-OFF! THE CHAMPION WILL GET A GREAT WINDFALL.’

MICHAEL COOKED WHILE THE OTHERS STARTED THE HIT. PIES WERE PLACED ON SEATS, CANDLES WERE LIT. SHOELACES WERE TIED TOGETHER WITH LITTLE STRIPS OF LEATHER. THE SHEME HAD BEEN DREAMED UP WITH STYLE AND WIT.